Tag: sales
member name: Birdie Jaworski
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September 28, 2006 11:56 PM EDT --
The Church of Scientology constructed an elaborate underground bunker to store the works of L. Ron Hubbard just twenty miles from my home. They cut it in secret, deep into steep sides of a scrub-tiled . . .
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August 08, 2006 08:33 AM EDT --
A few days ago a woman called me. She found my Avon brochure in a dumpster behind the grocery, she said, it was missing the front cover and smelled like old fish, and she wanted me to visit, give her a . . .
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April 26, 2007 10:21 AM EDT --
50 Creative, detailed ways to leave your Avon (or other home-based business) brochures, samples, and business cards with potential customers!
Hi! My name is Birdie, and I sell Avon…
I sell . . .
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June 10, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
As some of you know, I have been selling Avon for three years, as well as blogging about my wacky adventures as an Avon Lady... until last week. I quit Avon, for reasons both simple and complicated. I . . .
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August 03, 2006 10:46 PM EDT --
Two nights ago I gathered up a handful of the latest Avon brochures, fifty of the new Avon Men's Catalogues, a bag of men's Ab Cream samples, and my demo bottle of the brand new Today fragrance . . .
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August 05, 2006 08:57 AM EDT --
My Avon District Manager keeps emailing his troops with Exciting Promotions. Sell thirty-six bottles of Extraordinary - get six bottles free! Make your Fourth Quarter the Best Ever! Some months he throws . . .
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August 01, 2006 07:15 PM EDT --
A month ago a man called me. I need foot cream, he said. Lots of it. Different kinds, too. Can you bring some samples? A lot of samples! I need around a hundred.
"A hundred samples of foot cream? . . .
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August 27, 2006 05:22 PM EDT --
I stamp the back of each one of my Avon brochures with my name, address, e-mail, and cell-phone number, stamp them in time to music, in time to my repeating thoughts. Every two weeks I perform the ritual, . . .
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May 29, 2007 08:48 PM EDT --
I have an extensive collection of buddhist and gnostic books - many of them quite rare, some of them signed. I would like to sell part of my collection. I am wondering if anyone sells books online, perhaps . . .
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August 03, 2006 03:12 PM EDT --
"Hello? Is this Birdie? Avon?"
He pronounced my name funny, with the accent on the second syllable. His voice was young, Spanish, nervous, almost furtive.
"Yeah? This is Birdie. May I . . .
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